Oh hi there – I’m Noemi. I’ve been making websites and small apps since I was a kid. I was raised on the internet, taught by the internet, and now I’m contributing my own thoughts to the majestic information superhighway! 🦄

On this blog, you can expect RealTalk™ about a variety of topics: making stuff, painting stuff, breaking stuff, deep thoughtz, codes stuff, the future!!!!1, shallow thoughtz, complaints, pretty pictures, and fiction. If you want to talk to me, try linkedin (if youre boooring), twitter (if you’re patient), and email if you can guess it.

No matter the topic, the protocol remains the same: No tea. No shade. No pink lemonade.

And remember:

“If you can fix a problem with money, it’s not really a problem.”
― Kim Kardashian